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Story time, one time I stabbed myself in the fucking eyes and it was nice and then I got put in a graveyard which was damn hard and it made me damn hard ohh yeah baby that’s fucking sexy ohh yaas then a dog came and yelled “penis” like what is a penis I know I don’t have one oh I guess I do now because I’m looking at it. I’m naked in this grave man my dick is sexy why am I naked this dirt is very itchy. The end